michael ♡. tattoos. messy hair. placid. a strong believer of love, karma and fate. always tired. constantly want to travel. sensitive. most organised mess in town. lana del rey. i enjoy all things pink and girly to black and edgy. i am content with the person i have become. total life forever.
Sucks how even peoples non-reaction can literally make or break your mood.
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL
SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING.
LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY
Does vodka count as Christmas spirit
Growing up is when you stop being scared of villains and start wanting to have sex with them
Or you become one
i’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make FAMOUS! Following everyone back until I find one :)